Open Door Knobs
2004 Summer
Picture Set # 1
Vinnie & Amy
Vinnie promoting his book, "Praying For Victory With Your Eyes Open"
Carolyn, Teresa, And William
William asking Teresa, "Do these shorts make me look puffy?"
The Team
Back (L to R): Chris, Daniel, Jonathan, Mark, Beth Jim, Richard
Front (L to R): Brandy, Harvey, Karen, Lisa
The Team (After Game Glory)
Justin just got some good news.
He found out he saved some money on his car insurance.
Shirl
"I plan to launch you to New York City, you clever,
disrespectful, round, stitched thing that haunts me".
Reed
"I'm not sure why I am smiling, but please make it stop."
Reed
"If your eyes were this pretty, you would stare at the camera just like me."
Mark
"Who is that man always standing behind me?"
Mark
"Mama picked out my clothes."
Logan
Logan asks, "So, are you telling me that when my mom hits the softball,
she is demonstrating a flaw in the Newton's Law of radial
projection in a controlled setting of team sports?"
Richard (and Lisa)
Richard: "That one with the pretty flowers on top...it's MINE!"
Richard (and Lisa)
Richard: "Lisa, I have never seen you look more beautiful."
Brandy
"I'll show YOU fragile."
Lisa
"I CAN'T keep hitting homers, I must pace myself. Wax on, wax off."
Lisa
"Pace myself? Puhhlease. This baby is out of here."
Karen
"If the ball will not come to ME, then I will go TO the ball.
I will destroy you my little round nemesis."
Justin
"The parallel is fascinating...at bat and expectant father.
Lots of pressure, no control over what gets delivered to me,
and specific objectives. Hmmm."
Justin
"What am I thinking? Good hitter...good father."
Harvey
"This one is for my homies in Collierville."
Chase and Evan
Chase: "Evan, do you see how fishing is a metaphor for missions?"
Lisa
Lisa: "With two more weeks of good behavior,
the warden says I can leave.
Let me tell you, I am T-H-R-I-L-L-E-D!"
Simon
Simon: "I KNOW that I put on shorts before I left the house.
Something VERY odd is going on here."
Daniel
"J.T., you only WISH you could be this smooth."
Chris
Big Daddy Paine: "That's the way you do it...uh huh."
Chris
"I am looking SO MUCH like Babe Ruth right now."
Chris
"Just look at that cut."
Brandy
The Spinner
Brandy
"Yup...I just delivered THIS baby."
Brandy
"Mr. Pitcher, is my bat pointing to the Big Dipper?"
Beth
"This feels so much better than getting hit in the head."
Anna and Stephanie
"This is how we will run our administration when we take over the City of Memphis."
Anna and Friend
Anna: "This food may lead to my early demise, but it is softballicious."
Chase
"Dad, I love you."
Aiden
"I am taking a guess here...my diaper seems little bit full.
Is it wrong that this does not bother me?"
Aiden
"Praise Jesus!"
After Game Huddle
"Okay, everyone thinks we're praying, PLEASE try to look somber."